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How to clean your rectum


Submitted by pink_ Location: All India (All India, India)

Being a bottom it's your responsibility to keep your hole clean for your master (top's/versatile etc) for pleasurable moments however I wasn't that much lucky to enjoy the act coz everytime my hole doesn't support me and I need to run for loo to get myself clean. Once I have done with cleaning then just a formality left to satisfy my master coz all charm desire lust pleasure gone and I was in awkward moment what my master would have been feeling so if anyone can help forum on "How to clean your rectum" before you indulge yourself in the act and enjoy uninterrupted awesome moment. Your guidelines would help people like me to not get in that kind of awkward moment.

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SaurabhM
Posted On Jan 9, 2020

Yes i agree a bottom shud always clean his rectum. I suggest relax ur rectum muscles.. if u r ok.. use a handshower or jet apart to clean it. Or use ur fingers which is last thing u wanna do

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ridrob
Posted On Jan 10, 2020

take couple of dulcoflex tablets
it flushes out all unwanted stuff

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Candy047
Posted On Jan 16, 2020

First time rule, there is nothing called too much lube. Use as much as possible. And BREATHE!

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Chinchora69
Posted On Jan 18, 2020

buy a enema pump from amazon, it will cost u arnd 200... or buy keyboard cleaning pump from any stationary shop, will cost u arnd 100/-.. fill pump with water... and keep pumping water in ur anus till clean water comes. ENJOY.

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C4LEB
Posted On Feb 27, 2020

@Chinchora69. Nice one! I am used to giving enemas in a professional setting, so laying hands on equipment was no issue. While travelling, I've had to improvise when teaching newbies how to clean themselves out. Thanks for the heads up. (I don't know what a 'keyboard-cleaning pump is, but I'm soon to find out!)

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C4LEB
Posted On Feb 27, 2020

Sorry, @HeadsTailsAndHo, but you're generalising. Fluid is lost via the bowel - it's what makes your stools soft and manageable. (Less fluid in the bowel leads to constipation. Diarrhoea is the imbalance when too much fluid is lost through the bowel.)

In health care, the Rule of Fours applies to assess digestion: 40 seconds in the ***, 40 minutes in the stomach, and 4 hours in the gut. (That's the reason patients are fasted 6-8 hours before blood tests or procedures.)

So, if you are preparing for a long *** session, six hours fasting of solids is sufficient, but increase your fluid intake to compensate. Note, alcohol is made from fermented sugars - excessive alcohol intake will cause an osmotic shift, fluid being drawn across the gut into the bowel. (In Australia, this is colloquially called the Beer Shits; in the UK, an Amber Enema.)

Physiologically, your heart and bowel are controlled by the vagus nerve. Coffee stimulates the vagus nerve; your heart rate picks up but so does your peristalsis, your gut rate. So having coffee while fasting helps to promote a healthy evacuation. The final rectal rinse must be gentle, using plain clean water.

So, to prepare safely, eat your normal breakfast, go out for non-sweet coffee, evacuate as normal. Douche / enema prior to a shower, brush your teeth, gargle, then dress for your date (packing a water-based gel and condoms in your suit pocket). Don't drink too much alcohol, skip desert, and *** like bunnies.

Before rimming a guy, I use soft anti-bacterial cleaning wipes around the *** sphincter (never use chemicals inside). These are often cold, and it makes the poor boy pucker, a bit of cool foreplay. Then apply a warm tongue.

Oral care afterwards - a healthy gargle with mouthwash.

Did I miss anything?

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C4LEB
Posted On Feb 27, 2020

'keyboard-cleaning pump' - a flexible bulb with a rigid hard-plastic nozzle.

I wouldn't use one of those on anyone! The nozzle has the potential for internal damage if used without care. I can see an issue with a guy on his own changing hands while using the bulb and rupturing the internal mucosa.

The rigid nozzle needs a length of soft-plastic hospital-grade tubing from a medical supply shop over the end. (I've yet to find a medical supplies retailer that stocks rectal tubes.)

If you know a nurse or doctor, see if you can obtain some rectal tubes and a 60ml catheter tip syringe.

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Triz
Posted On Feb 28, 2020

I could never get my hands on an enema bulb, so I just use a medical syringe instead(without the needle ofcourse xD). I use a smaller 20ml one since it's easier to hide.
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The syringe helps though. I douche frequently even though I know I won't be having ***. Kinda feels good to have a cleanup.

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C4LEB
Posted On Feb 28, 2020

I bought a vaginal douche with tubing and a catheter bag at a well-stocked pharmacy. I just asked for "lady washout" (you can imagine the sign language), as I had a date that night. Didn't need it, so I carry it around at the ready.

I'm going to buy one of those keyboard bulbs and take it to a pharmacy or medical supply shop and see if it can be made safer.

In HK I found little concertina gizmos and carried half a dozen of those around with me. No-one ever knew what they were. Well, almost no-one. (⊙.⊙)

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